Wizard Seeking Wizard
A Wizard Dating Podcast
8 months ago

Trailer - A Word from Chemistro

Chemistro the Match Mage would like to tell you about the upcoming series Wizard Seeking Wizard. Featuring clips from personal the personal ads of Idrubov the Organized, Tashlynda the Tenacious, Grand Vizier Mashboo and Sekhmet of Neuroses.

Transcript:

CHEMISTRO Alright, Cupid are we recording?

CUPID Braaaaawk!

CHEMISTRO Good! Hail listener, it is I, Chemistro the Match Mage, coming to you from the depths of the crystal sphere where I have been imprisoned. The eons are long here and to stay sane I have put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards!

SOUND Rising Synth Sparkle

IDRUBOV I seek, first and foremost, someone who might challenge me in organization.

TASHLYNDA I would just love to sit down and talk about dark magic over a cup of coffee, or a cup of evil! Which is a beverage I invented, mostly out of coffee

MASHBOO Yes, I did a long stint in the sultan’s dungeons for orchestrating a plot against his life. But that is my wont, as a vizier

SEKHEMET You see I think the, the teeth, are sort of, the the window to the soul!

SOUND Descending Synth Sparkle

CHEMISTRO Wizard Seeking Wizard is a dating podcast for wizards by wizards, featuring personal ads sent in by the magical community, where YOU get to vote on which wizards date each other. Follow us on twitter at wiz 4 wiz or find us wherever you pluck your podcasts from the ether.

I think that went well. What do you think, Cupid?

CUPID Caw!

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6 months ago

S1E1 - Romance

Welcome to Wizard Seeking Wizard, the dating show by wizards for wizards. Join your host Chemistro from the depths of the crystal sphere where he has been imprisoned to help this weeks' wizards find love

To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we help wizards looking for Romance.

Can Hyacinth Howell get over his crush? Will Annie the Seventh year find someone with a hot dad? Does Bernadinaton have space in their heart for another love, after their many, many cats? And can Turpin Muldoon see a future for himself with someone who really floats his boat? Most importantly, can YOU help Chemistro and Cupid to put together a pair that will find true love?

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show to vote on which wizards will date!

Transcript here

Our wizards this week are: Hyacinth Howell, played by Davis Walden (@theviridianwilds), Annie the Seventh Year, played by Lauren Chapman (@laurenchappa), Bernadinaton the Cat Mage played by Lilit Penrod (@cheeriobuffet), and Turpin Muldoon, the Seafaring Seer, played by Jared Mason(@JaredEMason).

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

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5 months ago

S1E2 - Rivalry

Welcome back to Wizard Seeking Wizard, the dating show by wizards for wizards. Join your host Chemistro from the depths of the crystal sphere where he has been imprisoned as he attempts to make repairs and help this episode's wizards find rivalry

To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we help wizards looking for Rivalry while we try to make some repairs to the old crystal prison.

Will Idrubov the Meek assert his will and his new filing system? Can Flora Bunnyhop overcome their natural goodness to live a life of evil? Will Impervion be able to do the actual thing he set out to do instead of something that sounds beguilingly similar? And can Vladka the Victorious conquer her memories of her ex, in addition to the kingdom over which she rules?

Not to mention, how did Hyacinth and Turpin's date go?

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date!

Transcript here

Our wizards this week are: Idrubov the Meek, written, performed and sound designed by Brad Colbrook (@holographicva), Flora Bunnyhop, written and performed by Julia Rios (@omgjulia), Impervion the Imprecise, written and performed by Nathan Comstock (@nathanacomstock), and Vladka the Victorious, written and performed by Leslie Gideon (@TheLeslieGideon)

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

Special thanks to Tal Minear (@starplanes) for creation of a terrible schlorping sound in our hour of need

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3 months ago

S1E3 - Collaboration

Chemistro has a visitor in the sphere. Well, outside the sphere

Collaboration


Ooops! Our hosting somehow sped up the audio on release this morning but it should be back to normal in this version! Please, enjoy the normal speed Wizard Seeking Wizard


To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we have a visitor to the sphere, and we help wizards looking for collaborators to find a study buddy.

Will Minefestina be able to close the book on her portal problem? Will Mashboo the Formerly Shifty find someone to trust him again? Will Clatelon the Gilded Wizard of Bindings be able to find a co-parent for his many large and skeletal sons? Will Meregund the Transfigurer be able to teach someone to transform him back from being a pot of flowers?

And we hear how Impervion and Flora's rivalry date to the Big Wiz state fair went.

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date!

Transcript here

Our wizards this week are: Minefestina Rivenwobble, written and performed by Aidan Kezierski, Mashboo the Formerly Shifty, written and performed by Bibek Gurung (@illbibek) Flora Bunnyhop, written and performed by Julia Rios (@omgjulia), Impervion the Imprecise, written and performed by Nathan Comstock (@nathanacomstock), Clatelon the Gilded Wizard of Bindings, written and performed by David Fouhy, and Meregund the Transfigurer, written and performed by Marc Campesano

Our ad was for Crowley Time with Me, Tom Crowley, an audio sketch show of the absurd, that we highly reccomend.

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

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2 months ago

Wizmas Special 2020

'Twas the Night Before Wizmas

MERRY WIZMAS!!1

We have a special episode for you this month, the classic poem, the Night Before Wizmas, telling the tale of Chemistro and a strange encounter with that favorite wizmas character who we all know and love, the Archmage Saturnalion.

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The Night before Wizmas was written by Max Kreisky and Marc Campasano. The wizmas theme was composed by Jake Isenhart. You can find them on twitter at Jake_Isenhart. Special thanks to Katie Newton for the idea and first four lines of this poem. Finally, thank you to our patreon patrons, Jordan Church and Kyra Romanello, whose donations made this special possible. Merry Wizmas, everyone! We'll be back next month with our usual show

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25 days ago

S1E4 - Friendship

Chemistro helps wizards find friendship

To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we help wizards looking for Friendship while we stay up late to catch the post-wizard.

Will Zortho the Unkillable find someone who makes him feel alive? Will Fredegar of the Hundred Thousand Tomes meet someone who can talk books? Will Ewjoir find someone to party with? Is Quartz technically a cursed object or just a crystal wizard shoved in a dude's head? And will Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard find a warm-blooded pal to help get their DVDs back?

And what happened between Meregund and Clatelon and Clatelon's many skeletal sons?

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date!

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Our wizards this week are: Zortho the Unkillable, written and performed by Grant (@gen_ironicus), Fredegar of the Hundred Thousand Tomes, written and performed by Geof Pelton (@thisiswhy_pod), Ewjior Hoskins, written and performed by Raven Squire (@okayhelloraven), Quartz, written and performed by Josh Michel (@thesocialest), and Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard, written and performed by Jake Isenhart (@jake_isenhart)

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

Content Warnings for this episode: a bee stings Chemistro in the eye

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