To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we help wizards looking for Friendship while we stay up late to catch the post-wizard.

Will Zortho the Unkillable find someone who makes him feel alive? Will Fredegar of the Hundred Thousand Tomes meet someone who can talk books? Will Ewjoir find someone to party with? Is Quartz technically a cursed object or just a crystal wizard shoved in a dude's head? And will Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard find a warm-blooded pal to help get their DVDs back?

And what happened between Meregund and Clatelon and Clatelon's many skeletal sons?

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date!

Transcript here

Our wizards this week are: Zortho the Unkillable, written and performed by Grant (@gen_ironicus), Fredegar of the Hundred Thousand Tomes, written and performed by Geof Pelton (@thisiswhy_pod), Ewjior Hoskins, written and performed by Raven Squire (@okayhelloraven), Quartz, written and performed by Josh Michel (@thesocialest), and Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard, written and performed by Jake Isenhart (@jake_isenhart)

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

Content Warnings for this episode: a bee stings Chemistro in the eye

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